Green Alien Monster Embryo in Formaldehyde Jar Prop

👽 The Baby Shower Gift Nobody Asked For

Looking for something out of this world to spice up your décor? Meet your new favorite (and only slightly horrifying) houseguest — the Green Alien Monster Embryo in a Jar! Suspended in its gooey “formaldehyde” bath, this little extraterrestrial oddball is equal parts creepy, cute, and conversation-starting.

🧪 Handcrafted Horror, Zero Space Goo

Each alien baby is hand-sculpted from foam and latex, featuring disturbingly realistic details like its eerie green skin, bony limbs, and umbilical cord that definitely raises questions. It stands about 6 inches tall (adorable, right?) and comes in a 6.75-inch jar — just the right size to sit on your shelf and make your guests deeply uncomfortable.

🚀 Perfect For:

• Mad scientist labs (real or pretend)
• Horror movie marathons
• Halloween décor that says “I may have abducted someone”
• Freaking out your coworkers during Zoom meetings

💧 Care & Feeding (Just Kidding… Mostly)

Your alien won’t grow, scream, or demand snacks, but we do recommend sealing it with clear Plasti-Dip or Perma-Wet if you’re submerging it in water — you know, for that authentic “I found this in Area 51” look.

🛸 Adopt Responsibly

Give this cosmic cutie a home and watch as your friends question both your sanity and your decorating skills.