Shoulder Buddy Halloween Accessory - Silent Stalker

🖤 Silent Stalker – The Creepiest (and Cutest) Shoulder Buddy You’ll Ever Meet

Need a little emotional un-support this Halloween? Meet the Silent Stalker — your own pint-sized creep who loves long walks in the dark and staring directly into people’s souls.

He perches perfectly on your shoulder, silently judging everyone around you while you go about your day. Whether you’re haunting the office, grocery shopping, or just scaring the mailman, this spooky sidekick is down for it all.

Features:

• 👁 Always watching. Never blinking. Kinda comforting, actually.
• 🧷 Easy clip-on design — no ritual sacrifice required.
• 🪶 So lightweight, you’ll forget he’s there… until someone screams.
• 🎃 Perfect for costumes, pranks, or just keeping people a safe distance away.

Adopt your Silent Stalker today — because nothing says “I’m fine” like having a tiny horror gremlin whispering imaginary threats on your shoulder.