Shoulder Buddy Halloween Accessory - Scary Clown

Meet your new best frenemy: the Shoulder Buddy Scary Clown — the creepy little sidekick you never asked for but can’t say no to. Perched right on your shoulder, this pint-sized terror is the perfect mix of “aww” and “ahh!”

🎪 Why you’ll love (and fear) it:

• Creep appeal: That sinister grin says, “I might tell a joke… or your secrets.” Great for parties, Zoom calls, or unsettling your coworkers in the break room.
• Clip & creep: Hooks onto your jacket, shirt, or bag faster than a clown popping out of a tiny car. No glue, no fuss—just instant weirdness.
• Featherweight freak: So light you’ll forget it’s there… until someone screams.
• Tiny terror craftsmanship: Hand-detailed for maximum mischief, because even nightmares deserve quality stitching.

Perfect for Halloween, office pranks, or any day you feel like embracing your inner chaos. The Scary Clown Shoulder Buddy—because who doesn’t want a miniature demon cheering them on through life’s circus? 🎈🤡

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